Divorced for Fatty
Chapter 35: Offside
“Wait! didn't I hear wrong, what did Mama send to Hana's apartment?”
Kelana who had just taken a drink in the refrigerator seemed shocked when Dinar who was sitting at the dinner table said that she sent a personality teacher to Hana.
“I don't want to have a daughter-in-law who is brand-name like her, you know she fights women even with each other, there's a video of her and it's viral, if until your grandmother finds out, do you think you can still survive? I'm sure you'll be circumcised by him using grass scissors.”
During the dedication, Dinar's speech was really very terrible if imagined. He did not know that the incident of the quarrel Hana and Bunga could be spread to social media. Nowadays it is rare for people who want to think about the feelings of others, such as readers of online novels who like spicy comments even cuss the author of the story if it does not match what he wants, likewise with the person who spread the video of the fight of the two women who had a relationship with Bagas, he did not think about the consequences that could occur because of his frown.
“She is sweet know Ma,” said Kelana with a smile on the face. He seemed to be unconsciously saying that, because he suddenly widened his eyes. To cover up the awkward feeling in the chest, Kelana chose to throw away her face.
“You seem to really like that woman, even though she is a widow. You will not be able to feel the name of the duren, the durennya has been split,” great-grandson Dinar. The woman looked at the son from behind the glasses he was wearing to stare at the mobile phone screen.
“No problem, because getting married is not just splitting Ma, but here.” Kelana pointed at her chest, then made a smile as if mocking Dinar and chose to leave the mother.
“If he can't pass that personality test, don't expect me to accept him as a son-in-law!” Dinar.
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“I am beautiful, I am slim, I am happy,” Hana said that morning while pecking herself in front of the mirror.
The woman spun once to make sure of her appearance. A pink shirt with lace collar, as well as a tight, knee-length skirt that forms the curves of the body make Hana look sexier. Do not forget also Hana spray perfume to the neck and wrist.
He inhaled the aroma and said, “Ah ... Centel brand perfume is indeed different from the perfume in the department store, the fragrance is like a rich man.”
Hana chuckled to herself, she placed the perfume into place carefully. Getting a lot of money from Kelana made him able to give the items he wanted. He went out of the room after putting on his shoes, not forgetting he drank a glass of nutritional milk for a substitute for breakfast.
Maybe for people who do not know, Hana like women in general. However, he is actually a little different than before he was divorced by Bagas.
Hana has a very excessive anxiety about weight, she even has five digital scales at home because she thinks one scale alone can not be used as a reference. Although sometimes he wants to eat out of his diet, but after that he will definitely go on an extreme diet by eating only one apple and a glass of nutritional milk for days. Fortunately he took vitamins, so his body looks fit.
Waving the hair she tied in a ponytail model, Hana was shocked when she turned around and found Nila and the two bodyguards she had met last night were already in front of her face. His shoulders fell, seeing the looks of the three creatures made Hana's mood a little chaotic.
“What to start today? at least let me complain first to Kelana, she should know what her mother did to me, she did not even reply to my message,” cerocos Hana with a spoiled tone of voice, even wagging her shoulders.
“Still childish in front of others, minus ten points,” Nila said as she opened a small note in her hand.
Hana who saw was immediately looked at in shock and tried to snatch the note from Nila's hand. “What are you doing? I think we're friends,” he said.
“Sorry but I have to work with professionals,” replied the girl Hana expected to be in her twenties.
“You should take notes too, seeing other people's notes is a bad act,” said one of the guards in a whisper.
Hana also threw away her face, she cleared her throat before saying,” Alright, if that's what you want, you want to know how good my personality is ‘kan?”
Nila nodded quickly, along with that Hana took off her shoes and raised her skirt.
“Then go after me if you can.” Hana ran into the elevator and closed it. He even pressed the close button so that the three people chasing him could not enter. Hana laughed satisfied with what she had just done.
“You think it's easy to deal with me, if he doesn't want to make me a son-in-law already, after all who lost his own son,” grumbled Hana. He smiled and got out of the elevator.
However, he did not expect that the three people were already standing before him. Even Nila looked down while holding her stomach. The girl pulled out a yellow card and then pointed it at Hana.
“You think I'm a football player? What did I do? I didn't break anything?”
“If until I you get a red card, it means your personality is really very bad Miss, we don't even need observation anymore" Nila said as she set her breath.
“Why me?” hana asked Nila while approaching one of the guards who also seemed to catch her breath. “What's your name?”
“Budiman,” replied The man.
“It should be him that you gave the yellow card, look at his lips offside.”
“Nona Hana, you can't body shaming,” cry Nila. Budiman immediately held his lips.
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